Co-worker: If you could bang one celebrity, who would it be?
Me: Thats very interesting, I never really thought about it.. But... Zooey Deschanel. i love her.
Co-worker: ohhh...interesting. i like it.
Me: whoa, wait...
Me: ok, this might be really, really weird...
Me: but i have this thing...
Me: she's a bit older, haha
Still Me: nevermind.
Co-worker: no no no....tell me!!!!!!
Me: ok. i would totally bang...
Me: no, correction, i would tenderly love....
Co-worker: Jack Nicholson?
Me: haha
Me: I would tenderly love LAURA LINNEY.
Coworker: Wha..??
Me: YES. I'm going with Laura Linney. Shes the cutest woman, ever!
Me: Maybe it's a MILF thing, I dunno. I think I could really see myself cuddling by a fireplace with her forever. She's always in movies, but you can never remember which ones... But regardless....
I love her.
1 comment:
Ooohhh....sleeper, I like that choice. I'd have to go with something a little more predictable: Emma Stone. Yeah, that just happened.
It's probably because I just watched Zombieland and isn't she that girl in Superbad? Awesome.
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