IT'S A SUPER SPECIAL LUMP DAY PUMP UP!!!
Let's get right to the PUMPIN'... LUMPIN' STYLE!!!
More serious LUMPAGE! PUMPED!
LUMP PUMP! I can feel the PUMP levels risin'...
How PUMPED is this woman?! Oh those lovely Lady-Lumps!
HOLY GRANDMA'S LUMPY GRAVY PUMP!
Awww shit, did someone say GRAVY? Watch out for that GRAVY MAN...
(I seriously don't know what the fuck that was about. Sorry, I got carried away. I don't know what's goin on.)
How bout this classic from 1995 by The Presidents of the United States of America?! Jeezus I'm gettin' pretty effin' PUMPED right now!
So I was chillin' in Seattle the other day, and totally had a Wisconsin flashback when I was at the market and saw this old lady in a window. What was she doing??! Well my friends, this crazy vat of goo she was stirrin' was soon to become CHEESE CURDS!! In this pic, you can see they're JUST GETTIN' LUMPY!! Pah-Pah-Pah-PUMP!!!
On another day I was driving and saw some douche with a big-ass truck, driving around in the city. Pretty sure you don't need that EXTRA-LARGE, EXTRA-DOUCHEY PICKUP TRUCK in downtown Minneapolis. Then he passed me, and I noticed his truck's testicles hangin' from below his rear bumper. Okay, you're a douche, but your truck LUMPS just got me PUMPED!!!
Hope these LUMPS have kept you PUMPED. HAPPY HUMP DAY LUMP DAY PUMP UP!!!
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