BONUS LUNCH PUMP!!

WHOA! My mind has just been blown today. Or my stomach. Is it okay to say "My stomach has been blown??" What can be blown? I mean, mind, yes. Peener? Yes. Can't every part be blown?? Anyhoo, here ya go...

JIMMY JOHN'S FOR $1 (OCTOBER 1ST ONLY!!!)

Participating Jimmy John’s restaurants are selling 6 different eight-inch sandwiches for $1 each. Offer is only good TODAY, October 1, from 11 am to 3 pm. Limit one per person.

All 60 locations in the Twin Cities are participating, but it makes sense to call ahead and confirm.

The six varieties that are a buck include: Pepe, Big John, Totally Tuna, Turkey Tom, Vito, and Veggie.