Tips for surviving Predator 2:
1. When you've got Predator on the ground, appearing dead, and you're holding a shotgun, DO NOT just quietly walk up to Predator and poke him in the chest with the shotgun. YOU BLAST THAT MUTHA FUCKA!!! Stupid Danny Glover.
2. Do NOT rely on Gary Busey to save your ass in the end, when all he's been doing the whole movie is making snide comments and generally be a cocky prick. Busey will die, most certainly.
3. If you think you'll swear your way out of this one, think again: Spike TV has edited the curse words. So for those of you considering calling Predator "one ugly mother..." well, get a new game plan pal.
4. When Predator screams, it's loud as f**k (edited for television), waking up all the old ladies in the apartment building. If you hear a beastly scream, GET THE EFF OUT!!
5. Remember, if you happen to get the upper hand in the ultimate Predator battle, note that he always likes to just give up and self-destruct. I know, it sucks, but just get ready for it. Also, don't try to figure out those little red blips on Predator's self-destruct wrist thingy, cause by the time you do, you'll be all blowed up.
6. If something's a-gunna explode, don't just stand there; dramatically jump out of the way just in time, as stuffs blowin' up just behind you. Whew, that was a close one.
7. All else fails, refer to Predator 1.
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