You see, when us Wisconsinites are just chillin' on a porch on a summery afternoon, grillin' out, Brewers baseball on da radio, drinkin' a can of Miller Lite (just kidding, that shit sucks), and we wanna get our pump-on, there's only one thing to be done. We'll look at each other in giddy anticipation, then someone will inevitably yell at the top of their lungs those oh so sacred words...
"WISCONSIN ROLL CALL!!!!"
BEER!
BRATS!
BURGERS!
BRO'S!
BASEBALL!
BABES!
BAMBURGERS! (like a burger, but better. Not sure if Bamburgers are real, but if someone asked what you'd rather have, a burger or a bamburger, what would you say??)
BELCHING!
BADGERS!
BARRY ALVAREZ!
BISQUICK!
BOLLEYBALL! (not sure...)
BLUETOOTH HEADSETS!
BASKET-WEAVING!
BLEU CHEESE!
BIKINI'S!
BOTSWANA!
After the WISCONSIN ROLL CALL has been completed (and yes, it is always YELLED), you better goddamn believe pumped levels are SKY HIGH! There is not a single person within a 10 mile radius who isn't JACKED after one of these bad boys - not a rock left un-turned, not a soul left UN-PUMPED!!!
So if you need to reach that next level of PUMPAGE today, regardless of where you may call home, give 'er the ol' SCONNIE ROLL CALL, and I'm sure you'll pumped in no time.
HAPPY HUMP DAY PUMP UP!!!!!!
8 comments:
You forgot Buttsex
Why is Wisconsin so awesome?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA. I love Benny.
Also, why is that Botswanan basket-weaver in there twice?
You forgot Benny on the roll call! :)
Benny and Buttsex most definitely belong on a Wisconsin Roll Call, my bad!
Condy - Good eye, way to notice the deets.
Louisa - You are always fully supporting HDPU, love it!
Anonymous - Why? I don't know, it just is.
That just brought a tear to my eye.
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