Sorry bout the lack of posts in the last...3 weeks? Really? Well, whatev. Like you guys really need another asshole in the world to tell you every week how good bacon is, or how stupid fashion is, or how good farting is, or how stupid robots are, or how good pudgy pies are, or how stupid Facebook Moms are, or how good boobs are, or... you get it by now. This is nothing new to you, you're thinking the same exact thing everyday, and you're either reading what you already knew, or reading what you've already posted on YOUR blog and realizing that I just stole your ideas and regurgitated them on the ol' pBath. Hmmph.
Anyhooo, I felt I needed a little break from the internet blogosphere for awhile, but much like internet porn or crack or unhealthy cereal, you know you just have to go back to your vice sometime. Sure it's nice to try and abstain from those things and try something different, like rubbin' one off while imagining that hot teacher in 7th grade, or chain-smoking cigarettes, or buying a box of Fiber One Low Fat Bran Cereal, but goddammit, you know right where you're headed in the end. Right back to good ol' web porn/coke/Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
So in other words, I'm back like Whitney (half-assed), and I'll do my best to try and "contribute" to the Interwebz, for the time being. I'll try and bring the PUMP when I can, too. From the sounds of it, there's a couple of you out there who are going through PUMP WITHDRAWALS right now. So enough bullshit, let's just get right to it...
Tomorrow.
I meant tomorrow. Hump Day! I can't just pre-pump on a Tuesday... I need a full, HEAD-ON PUMP FEST. So just come right back tomorrow, I'll make it pump-worthy, I promise! Come on back, bring your sugary energy drinks and your general disgust with all things work-related, morning-related, or un-pump-related. Tomorrow we shall celebrate...
HUMP DAY PUMP UP, BELATED PUMP EDITION!
(I'll make it worth your while, wink wink)
3 comments:
WOW. Even I have never linked to my own blog 7 times in 1 post. Balls (that means awesome).
Also, in the post you wrote "how awesome boobs are" but I read "how awesome booKs are" and got very confused. I mean, I know you can read, but I didn't think that sounded like you. BOOBS makes WAY more sense.
and finally...robot update. There was a play here in minneapolis about how in the future there would be FUCKBOTS. It gets to the point where humans don't even want to do other humans because the robots are so much more desirable, but the robots don't really like the humans so there's this huge dilema or something. I didn't see it, I just read about it. so. yeah.
haha awesome
and awesome that Ashley's comment is also awesome.
Blog your heart out-- dont just limit your self to Wednesdays- which are actually usually a Thursday pump for me- or worse yet a wed night before bed pump=- always hard to fall asleep after that.
ps thanks for posting the pictures of your trip!
pps Did you see my Packer party? This week Packers are going to whip the vikqueens
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