ME AND THIS DUDE USED TO HANG IN COLLEGE, WORKING THE SAME JOB. HE FIRST CAUGHT MY EYE FROM ACROSS THE ROOM IN HIS 'GET UP KIDS' TEE, AND I THOUGHT HIS VOICE WAS IDENTICAL TO THE DUDE FROM 'MISERY SIGNALS', HAHA. CHECK HIM OUT YO, HERE. WE'VE GOT A DOUBLE-HUMP DAY PUMP FEST GOIN' ON!
ANYWAY ME AND THIS DUDE USED TO HAVE CRAZY SUNDAYS (SEE PREVIOUS JAN. POST, ENTITLED 'CRAZY SUNDAYS'), WHERE WE'D GET, UM, CRAZY, AND WATCH THINGS LIKE KRULL AND THE PUBLIC ACCESS CHANNEL DURING THE 'SEXUAL PREDATOR' HOUR AND MAKE FUN OF ALL THE WISCONSIN RAPISTS. DO YOU RECALL SCHLORBY?? SAWTOOTH WAS CRITICAL IN THE SHAPING OF THE TWISTED HUMOR I STILL HAVE TO THIS DAY. I MEAN, ME AND THIS DUDE INVENTED INAPPROPRIATELY GAY COMMENTS, BACK WHEN GAY WASN'T EVEN FUNNY YET.
SO THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND WE'RE GONNA KICK IT, REUNION-STYLE. EAT LOTS OF MEAT, CATCH UP ON OL' TIMES, ROCK SOME TUNES, PARTY LIKE FIENDS, WRESTLE SOME GATORS, YOU KNOW, JUST LIVE, MAN. WE HAVEN'T HUNG LIKE DONGS IN MAYBE 5 YEARS, SO THE BUILDUP IS QUITE INTENSE AT THIS POINT! LET'S DO THIS....
ANOTHER CLASSIC...
I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOG POST MIGHT ONLY SERVE TO PUMP UP 2 DUDES ON THIS PLANET, SO UH, SORRY REST OF PLANET. I'LL HIT YA BACK SOME OTHER WEDNESDAY.
OR, TRY TO GET YOUR PUMP-ON OFFA THIS...
THE BA-K-47. A RIFLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF BACON. NO? STILL NOT PUMPED?? HOW'S ABOUT A MEAT-HAT??
ALL ELSE FAILS, GO HERE. PUMP AMONGST YOURSELVES. I'LL GIVE YOU A TOPIC: IT'S WEDNESDAY, YOU'RE ALMOST TO FRIDAY, AND MOST OF YOU HAVE NEXT MONDAY OFF. GET JACKED PEOPLE!!!
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In college, I would pay $49.99 for a full disclosure background check on the women I dated before going out with them.
GETTT AWESSOOMMEEEE!!!!! This post pumped me up too== BIG TIME. Meat hat YES! haha man o man 'this is why your fat= my favorite website-- I get soooooo hungry every time I look at it!
That is mega sweet that you get to visit Sawtooth haha-
funny guy you are--
I am laughing and getting into it like wow
errrrr something better than wow
better than woah like
like crazy kids going crazy
i hope you enjoyed every layover you have had.. and if we are all lucky the beard is gone by now.
take tons of pictures.
maybe go for a run.
shot gun too many beers.
and have the best time ever.
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