Friday, May 15, 2009

You Would Read This Blog If You Weren't Out Boozing, Or How I Survived Summer Camp.

oh heck no. nobody reads blogs on a friday evening. NOBODY! not much to say, just wanted to check in with you peeps (i don't like the word "peeps", or semi-word. It reminds me of those marshmallow-y Easter-time gooey things covered in sugar. what are those things called??? Hmmm...). Maybe i should use "peepers", kinda has a better ring to it. Just checkin' in wit my peepers! (No, No, now I'm just thinking of you guys outside my bedroom window, watching me get undressed. Scratch 'peepers') Ok, let's move on with our lives, you peeparooni's you. pepperoni-breaths? Joe pepitones? pepsi. pepperidge farms.

where the fuck am i right now? jeezus.

Anyhoo, long time no see, here's some stuff...

- Saw 'Star Trek'. How awesome do I say this movie is without sounding like a complete nerdy goon?? It's awesome. Trust me. And I hate CGI-blow-em-up-Michael Bay bullshit, too. So see it dudes.

- NBA: it's rigged.

- Favre: I want to say "fuck off", but in my heart I still love you. You can never take away those 16 years of glorious glorious memories.

- Subway: I'm still diggin' it. $5 mouth treats. So fresh and so clean-clean. Never gets old.

- Work: Still blows. Whatcha gon do bouts it? Miss my man-pal MFR.

- Campin': Yup, it's begun. Froze my ass off, drank whiskey, burned things, threw hatchet, tipped the canoe, and listened to country music by the fire with some of my bestest friends on the planet. This, my friends, is the high life.

- Blink is touring. I have no shame in revealing I'm still a fan, and I will check out this show. This band was the reason you kids started a band, so don't give me no BS about it, you like them. You do. Watch this video below in your room alone with your door closed so your mom can't hear you crying. Fuck yeah emo is back with a vengeance, soak your pillows muthafuckas.

9 comments:

Cody Girl said...

That makes me really sad that I don't have any Blink on my computer. What should I get?
It also makes me really sad that I had free tickets once for there show- and I couldn't go bc of something family related and not so cool

Cody Girl said...

also- I have never seem starwars- but now- now I take your word- which one of thoooosee should I download too

Dus said...

I always wonder, when someone asks a question, do you reply on your blog, in the hopes that that person goes back and checks your blog, or do you reply on their blog, in the hopes they remember their questions and know what the heck you're talking about?? Oh well, I'll just post on both for overkill.

1. Blink - it's hard for me to suggest where to start, but I'd say 'Enema of the state' for rookies, although 'Dude Ranch' is absolutely classic. 'Take off yr pants..." = good too. The last self titled record took me awhile, but now i love it. Jeezus, that didn't help you i spose... can you get all 4?? maybe start with the last one, if you want a more polished blink, but dude ranch if you want to sort of start punky and evolve forward with them.

2. Star Wars. Really. Never? like, you're serious?? omg. Get the first one (episode IV - a new hope) NOW. I mean NOW. Fuckin' watch it 30 times. THEN quickly proceed to episode V - the empire strikes back. it goes without saying to immediately watch VI - return of the jedi. THESE ARE ABSOLUTE CLASSICS CODY!!!! Your students probably know this shit! The old school originals are the greatest film trilogy EVER MADE, don't even worry about those stupid new movies, ugh. Wow, i'm out.

cristabell said...

nope i was not reading your blog on a friday night - but you did get a nice little drunk dial eh?

Extreme Ash said...

"soak your pillows muthafuckers"

awesome.

Anonymous said...

Buy Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, Tamiflu. Order Generic Medication In own Pharmacy. Buy Pills Central.
[url=http://buypillscentral.com/buy-generic-cialis-online.html]Buy Discount Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Tamiflu[/url]. rx generic pills. Cheap medications pharmacy

Anonymous said...

We are ready that our band Obtain Cialis Rebate Rather is joined of the a- in the Internet, commonly, buy Viagra Online specializing on online chemist's shop Viagra.

Anonymous said...

Above, we purvey lessen Cialis apothecary, which is measure effective in dislike than other famous get Viagra now Erectile dysfunction Cialis dispensary online drugs.

Anonymous said...

This message, is matchless))), it is interesting to me :)