Dog School.

If I were to open a Dog Obedience School, like some kind of Doggie-College, I would name it
Harfvard!

(As in, like a dog barking, saying 'arf', and the college, Harvard.)
I guess I can't really describe the genius of this idea in words, there would have to be a commercial or something. I'd probably get the dog in this movie below to act it out...