HUMP DAY PUMP UP

Welcome! Have a seat. How was your Tuesday? Yes, I said Tuesday (yesterday). Mmmhmm, I see. Mine was actually pretty pumpy. I woke up 5 mins before my alarm, wide awake. The shower temperature was just right. I heard THREE great songs on the radio on my smooth drive to work, no stoplights. I walked into the office in a great mood, then some dude brought me a bag of OLD DUTCH KETCHUP FLAVORED CHIPS, holy wow, that made my lunch! A total surprise. All in all, it would be tough to beat that Tuesday, it was pretty goddamn awesome.
















But alas folks, we've advanced another day in our lives, and what can you do but GET MORE PUMPED. Sure you can dwell in PAST-PUMPS, thinking fondly of all the fun you had back then, but as they say, the show must go on. Hopefully I can assist you in creating some more PUMPY MEMORIES!


PUMP ONE:

Go ahead and listen to The Flatliners, "Eulogy". Oh, you don't have that song? Well it just so happens I've conveniently posted it below, even with eye candy for you "visual folk". This song pumps me up so much, I pop it on in the car in the morning and ohmygawd it's like lightning flowing through my veins I just wanna keep driving right past the exit to work then past all the exits and just keep drivng holyshit I'mso pumped can't stop no time for punctuation or time to fix grammatical errors i just wanna head straight to PUMPVILLE, population: ME!!






PUMP TWO:

It's currently 7:37am as I type this, and I've already downed a McLarge Freegin' McCafe McPump drink. Picture below. For you HDPU regulars, you'd think I'd just have a stock picture of this, but trust me, I DO take a new photo everytime I McPUMP. Just check out the computer screen in the background, it's these words you're reading now. WHOOAA!! THE PROOF IS IN THE PUMP!


























PUMP THREE:

Last night I might have had one of the pumpiest dinners I've ever had. We gathered some good friends, everyone contributed a dish, and we had a Breakfast/Dinner situation goin' on... BRINNER PUMP! (Brinner is a combo of 'breakfast and, ah you get it.) It was so glorious... Pancakes, sausage, crepes with fruit and cream, more sausage, Eggs Benedict, bacon, hashbrowns, MIMOSAS... you name a breakfast item, it was there!!!





















PUMP FOUR: Of course this feast was much too large for us mere mortals, so when we were done, what did we do with the leftovers? We created a food work of art. These photos kinda show the progression of what would eventually become Mr. Brinner! CREATIVE FOOD ART PUMP!!
















































































(the making of Mr. Brinner)
























(If you can't tell in the last photo, he's skiing)


Dear god I never want to eat again, I was so full of delicious food treats. Definitely PUMP-FUEL for today.


PUMP FIVE:

So coming off that ridiculously meaty feast, I'm ready to power-kick today in the nutsack. My excitement levels are so high, I'm just gonna set the PUMP CRUISE CONTROL and coast through today. After what I'm sure will be a mediocre workday, it'll soon be time to RE-PUMP as I go to the Triple Rock for a show with a good friend. We're goin to drink 100 cocktails, eat baskets of bacon, and watch the Flatliners get that whole fuggin' place just a-pumpin. (Refer to pump number one, above).






















All in all, it's a pretty great day to be alive. Also, as I'm sure you've grown accustomed to me getting pretty lazy around these parts and only posting on Wednesdays, go ahead and check out more words of wisdom from yesterday. I wanted to create the illusion that I'd be posting a little more regularly on the ol' pBath. We'll see how that goes haha.


OK, GO GET JACKED WHATEVER WAY YOU KNOW HOW. THANKS FOR READING, KEEP THOSE PUMP LEVELS UP TODAY, REMEMBER THE POWER-KICKS TO TODAY'S NUTSACK, REMEMBER YOUR PUMP FUEL, REMEMBER TO CRANK THE PUMPY TUNES, AND SPREAD THE PUMP THROUGHOUT THE LAND!