HUMP DAY PUMP UP - NEW YEARS EDITION!!!

Welcome to the New Year! And more importantly, welcome to Wednesday!! I know you all are depressed about returning to work after that kick ass time you had over the Holidays, but don't fret! It's a new year, a new start, full of hopes and dreams and aspirations and... ok nevermind, this intro is lame, I really didn't work hard at it. SO let's move right along to the HUMP DAY PUMP UP: TOP 5 THINGS TO GET PUMPED FOR IN 2010!!! Let's Rock!!





















That's right, I said THE HUMP DAY PUMP UP: TOP 5 THINGS TO GET PUMPED FOR IN 2010!!!



Number 5: Another Year Chock Full of Great Movies.

And not just any movies either. These (ahem) films will guarantee to be chock full of big-time-hollywood-CGI-blow-em-up-computer-bullshit!! Seriously, I love watching fake-ass computer generated metal images twist and writhe around on screen for 2+ hours (see Transformers) FML.

What's to come: Alice in Wonderland, Another Goddamn Twilight Movie, Another Goddamn Harry Potter Movie, Iron Man 2, Tron, Another Goddamn Narnia Mo.. holy shit! TRON?? PUMP!!!






















TRON dude.



Number 4: More stupid commercials.

Yes, the Snuggies will get dumber. Yes, Chevy Truck Month has been extended through June. Yes, we are not quite done with the reality TV craze, so we will be advertising this season's new fall lineup of 'The Biggest, Fattest 5th Grade Loser', 'Fellating With the Stars', 'Extreme Makeover: Michael Jackson's Remains Edition', 'Survivor - New Jersey', and 'The Amazing Racist'.

(Ya see what I did there? Just took already popular reality shows and... okay, moving on.)



Number 3: Deaths.

What would a good year be without some celebrities biting the dust? Scheduled to die this year:


Amy Whinehouse. Duh. You're telling me she didn't manage to die last year?!














Dead.


John Travolta. Dead. Oh whoops, my bad. Correction, John Travolta will not be scheduled to die in 2010, but his career will be.











Dead.









The Dude Who Plays Alfred in the New Batman Movies. Seriously, such a bummer man. Loved that guy. Plus this totally ruins future Batman films. That is, until they decide to get the dude who plays Geoffrey Butler on The Fresh Prince...















2Pac. Realizing that he made more money from record sales when people were under the impression that he was dead, Tupac Shakur makes the decision to actually go for it this time.











Dead.



Number 2: The Packers Winning the Super Bowl.

Wow, who would have thought that with just a mere 2 years at the helm, Aaron Rodgers would lead this young Pack team to victory over the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLIV? But yes my friends, this will happen. Most certainly.

Ok, ok, maybe this one is a long shot, but I had to include it, just for the slim chance of an 'I told you so' moment to be posted on the Pudding Bath on Feb. 8th, 2010.


















And the Number 1 Thing to Get PUMPED About in 2010?!?!?:

McDonalds now has... (drumroll please) A DOLLAR BREAKFAST MENU! I shit you not. I am so goddamn pumped about this. There's a MickyD's literally just across the street from my office, which means on any given HDPU I can walk over there, spend $2, and get not only a delicious sandwich with sausage in it, but ALSO a delicious burrito with sausage in it.

You might as well toss those New Year's Resolutions aside. Who were you kidding? Lose 10 effin' lbs? You thought that would actually happen? Nonsense. Keep gettin' your McPump on, keep suckin' down those tasty McDoubles, and keep raisin' yer head high as an American. PUMP!


























HERE'S TO A GREAT 2010!! STAY PUMPED EVERYBODY!