oh heck no. nobody reads blogs on a friday evening. NOBODY! not much to say, just wanted to check in with you peeps (i don't like the word "peeps", or semi-word. It reminds me of those marshmallow-y Easter-time gooey things covered in sugar. what are those things called??? Hmmm...). Maybe i should use "peepers", kinda has a better ring to it. Just checkin' in wit my peepers! (No, No, now I'm just thinking of you guys outside my bedroom window, watching me get undressed. Scratch 'peepers') Ok, let's move on with our lives, you peeparooni's you. pepperoni-breaths? Joe pepitones? pepsi. pepperidge farms.
where the fuck am i right now? jeezus.
Anyhoo, long time no see, here's some stuff...
- Saw 'Star Trek'. How awesome do I say this movie is without sounding like a complete nerdy goon?? It's awesome. Trust me. And I hate CGI-blow-em-up-Michael Bay bullshit, too. So see it dudes.
- NBA: it's rigged.
- Favre: I want to say "fuck off", but in my heart I still love you. You can never take away those 16 years of glorious glorious memories.
- Subway: I'm still diggin' it. $5 mouth treats. So fresh and so clean-clean. Never gets old.
- Work: Still blows. Whatcha gon do bouts it? Miss my man-pal MFR.
- Campin': Yup, it's begun. Froze my ass off, drank whiskey, burned things, threw hatchet, tipped the canoe, and listened to country music by the fire with some of my bestest friends on the planet. This, my friends, is the high life.
- Blink is touring. I have no shame in revealing I'm still a fan, and I will check out this show. This band was the reason you kids started a band, so don't give me no BS about it, you like them. You do. Watch this video below in your room alone with your door closed so your mom can't hear you crying. Fuck yeah emo is back with a vengeance, soak your pillows muthafuckas.
dear democrats
1 year ago
